What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Can men and women be friends?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

How did you cope when someone you love, dealing with hyper-independence and trauma, felt they needed space to heal alone? Were you able to support them without overstepping, and did you eventually reconnect? How did that journey unfold?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.